how to make love in linux

March 13th, 2007 mysurface Posted in Developer, make | Hits: 21559 | 6 Comments »

Okay, the title seems odd, and it is misleading. This is not my intention, I just want to have some fun after coding for hours. This post is showing you how to make your linux terminal respond when you type

make love

How could it possible? If you are c/c++ coder in unix environment, you probably know the way. It just simply, add a line to makefile. We usually type make while we want to compile codes, and make install to install the binaries.

Make is not just for compile codes. If you type

whatis make

This is what it returns

GNU make utility to maintain groups of programs

So, the trick is add the code at the end of any makefile/Makefile

love:
        clear;echo "I don't make love with human, sorry."

Or simply create a makefile, and put the lines in

fun:

love:
        clear;echo "I don't make love with human, sorry."

Okay, I simply put a fun: with nothing bellow, so when you type make It returns

make: Nothing to be done for `fun'.

Okay, to learn how to create a makefile and use it to a useful way,
http://mrbook.org/tutorials/make/

If you are in bsd, typing make love tells you, it don’t know how to make love.

At last, try this in linux:

make love cum

Have Fun!

[tags] jokes, fun, wtf [/tags]

6 Responses to “how to make love in linux”

  1. [...] how to make love in linux Okay, the title seems odd, and it is misleading. This is not my intention, I just want to have some fun after coding for… [...]

  2. This reminds me of how I cringe every time I type commands like “man bash” (ouch!), and of how–about 15 years ago–my girlfriend and I use to “finger” each other regularly (to check last login time or check for “.plan” changes). Yes, I had no life then, either. :)

  3. lol, ya finger is kind of funny command name too.

  4. i want love meter on my website

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