how to make love in linux
March 13th, 2007 mysurface Posted in Developer, make | Hits: 18043 | 6 Comments »
Okay, the title seems odd, and it is misleading. This is not my intention, I just want to have some fun after coding for hours. This post is showing you how to make your linux terminal respond when you type
make loveHow could it possible? If you are c/c++ coder in unix environment, you probably know the way. It just simply, add a line to makefile. We usually type make while we want to compile codes, and make install to install the binaries.
Make is not just for compile codes. If you type
whatis makeThis is what it returns
GNU make utility to maintain groups of programs
So, the trick is add the code at the end of any makefile/Makefile
love:
clear;echo "I don't make love with human, sorry."Or simply create a makefile, and put the lines in
fun:
love:
clear;echo "I don't make love with human, sorry."Okay, I simply put a fun: with nothing bellow, so when you type make It returns
make: Nothing to be done for `fun'.Okay, to learn how to create a makefile and use it to a useful way,
http://mrbook.org/tutorials/make/
If you are in bsd, typing make love tells you, it don’t know how to make love.
At last, try this in linux:
make love cumHave Fun!
[tags] jokes, fun, wtf [/tags]
August 29th, 2007 at 4:11 am
[...] how to make love in linux Okay, the title seems odd, and it is misleading. This is not my intention, I just want to have some fun after coding for… [...]
August 31st, 2007 at 9:02 pm
This reminds me of how I cringe every time I type commands like “man bash” (ouch!), and of how–about 15 years ago–my girlfriend and I use to “finger” each other regularly (to check last login time or check for “.plan” changes). Yes, I had no life then, either. :)
September 1st, 2007 at 1:05 am
lol, ya finger is kind of funny command name too.
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